your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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