He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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