I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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