Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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