How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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