No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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