White coat. Heels.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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