is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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