508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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