yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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