i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
