Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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