She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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