On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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