we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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