I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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