She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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