shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize