Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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