I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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