why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Ketchup is God's man juice
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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