Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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