Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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