you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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