nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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