So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
is wine microwaveable?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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