i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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