The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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