Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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