I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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