her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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