I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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