6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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