it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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