wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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