i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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