You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
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