did you get engaged???
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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