i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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