i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
