i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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