the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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