Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
no. you can't hotbox the world.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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