Duck Duck Cougar?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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