they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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