Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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