thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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