i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry about my life...
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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