I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
