At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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