I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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