if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
