so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Terrible idea I love it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
