So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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