After last night, I could never be a politician.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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