Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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